第一章 裝腔作勢隻會尿褲子！

Zheng."Life in the capital is about to start anew," Wang Zheng shook his head and sighed: "Too many beauties, even for a Demon King’s eyes."...Shangguan Shipo pulled Sheng Fei back into the room and...Chapter 1: Don't Pretend to Be Cool, or You Might Wet Your Pants!

In early September, even though the beginning of autumn had arrived, the weather remained scorching hot due to the lingering "autumn tiger." The Yi Cheng railway station was packed with people carrying large and small luggage. The waiting hall felt like a giant steamer, making everyone sweat profusely and feel sticky all over. Many people appeared restless and uneasy.

It was the time when freshmen in universities were starting their new semester, many students accompanied by their parents waited nervously yet excitedly for the beginning of their new life.

Wang Zheng sat aimlessly on a chair, wearing slippers and white trousers with an undershirt. He held a magazine as if it was a fan, fanning himself ceaselessly while looking at the various passengers, which made him feel quite depressed inside.

Originally, he lived freely and easily in the countryside of Yi Cheng Town, sleeping until naturally awake each day, and could tease village girls who blushed easily whenever he was idle. But an old man's phone call shattered this tranquil life. He couldn't refuse the request from this old man who had watched him grow up all these years, so Wang Zheng embarked on a train journey to Beijing.

He thought bitterly, "How frustrating and how novel! This old man actually asked me to be a bodyguard for some little girl. I wonder which family's little girl is so blessed." A bodyguard was essentially a male nanny who would have to obey his employer's every command, something that made Wang Zheng quite unhappy but had no place to vent.

“Now starting the summary of Yi Cheng’s weekly news.”

The TV at the railway station began showing Yi Cheng’s buck-toothed female anchorwoman.

"On Monday, the suspect in a bank robbery case in Jiangning was caught in Yi Cheng. Surprisingly, the police discovered that the suspect had been tied up and left outside the police station entrance early on. The police are now searching for an anonymous hero."

"On Tuesday, Yicheng's Hope Primary School was established by a mysterious benefactor who never showed their face publicly. This school will become the largest hope primary in Beichuan region, expected to solve schooling difficulties for over a thousand children from impoverished families."

"Wednesday saw the arrest and investigation of Hanfang Group’s chairman Xu Ming on suspicion of illegal fundraising with an amount exceeding forty billion yuan…"

Hearing these shocking news reports, Wang Zheng's slightly gloomy face finally revealed a satisfied smile.

So he left Yi Cheng like this, but at least there were some memorable things to recall.

After waiting for what felt like ages, it was finally time to board the train. It was extremely crowded inside, and Wang Zheng had to struggle hard before finally getting to his seat by the window.

"Hey buddy, move a little, this is my spot."

A boy wearing black-rimmed glasses in college attire sat on Wang Zheng's seat, smiling ingratiatingly as he spoke to the girl next to him.

The girl clearly did not want to talk with the bespectacled boy and replied very perfunctorily.

What made Wang Zheng upset was that this glasses-wearing guy had obviously heard his words, glanced at Wang Zheng disdainfully before looking back down, completely ignoring him while continuing to smile obsequiously at the girl beside him.

"This kid really is… too impudent." Seeing this, Wang Zheng's dissatisfaction somewhat dissipated, and he curled a corner of his lip in amusement.

“Student, this seat belongs to me. Please give it back,” Wang Zheng politely requested for once.

The bespectacled boy looked up again, disdainfully sizing up Wang Zheng from head to toe before pulling out one hundred yuan from his wallet and saying, "Country bumpkin, take a hundred bucks; now buy your seat."

The girl noticed the boy’s action and flashed a look of disgust but said nothing.

“One hundred bucks That's such a lot,” Wang Zheng pretended to be surprised and grinned foolishly.

"You've never seen anything before Quickly take the money!" The man with glasses said impatiently. Wang Zheng, this country bumpkin, had interrupted his time flirting and he was not pleased.

"But I like this more!" Wang Zheng smiled and did not accept the money but instead snatched the iPhone 4S out of the man's hand and threw it forcefully to the other end of the carriage!

The carriage was packed with people, and the phone being thrown so far directly disappeared into the crowd.

"How can you, a country bumpkin, snatch my phone You look like a robber!" The man with glasses stood up angrily and shouted at Wang Zheng.

Wang Zheng shrugged and said nonchalantly, "If you don't go pick it up soon, your phone will be gone."

The man glared fiercely at Wang Zheng before squeezing his way to the other end of the carriage. This was a brand-new phone he had just bought; it was an essential for flirting with girls and couldn’t be lost like this.

Wang Zheng grinned, sat down in his seat, and muttered to himself, "Little brat, we country bumpkins aren't that easy to bully."

The other passengers who were squeezed around him laughed kindly. The man's arrogance had really annoyed them, and though Wang Zheng’s actions were somewhat crude, they felt quite satisfied.

The girl beside him also smiled and said to Wang Zheng, "You're so interesting."

This girl was wearing a pink t-shirt, her long hair tied in a ponytail. She wore khaki shorts that revealed her white, smooth legs like lotus roots. Her big eyes looked very refreshing and cute, the type of neighborhood girl who would be hard not to notice. No wonder the guy with glasses had been bothering her.

"Let's get acquainted. I'm Su Huahan, a second-year student at Capital Medical University. Thank you for getting rid of that annoying fellow."

When this girl named Su Huahan smiled, her eyes curved sweetly and beautifully.

"I'm Wang Zheng," he replied simply.

Su Huahan found that the man in his undershirt did not look as rough as his clothes suggested. If you shaved off his messy beard, his looks could even be described as fresh and pleasant. His smile was quite warm.

It's true to say that under normal circumstances, both men and women tend to judge by appearance.

"You country bumpkin! You thief!" The man with glasses finally squeezed over from the other end of the carriage, waving his cracked-screen phone angrily.

A mischievous smile flashed across Wang Zheng's mouth. "If you say another word, I'll throw you out like I threw that phone!"

"You have such dirty language! Is this really how country bumpkins behave Clearly a migrant worker who hasn't had any education!" The man was clearly intimidated but still refused to back down.

"Talking about quality and manners while taking my seat You don’t deserve it. Don’t just talk about me; I ask all the men and boys in this carriage, whose quality is better than yours"

In addition to students returning for school, there were many migrant workers in the carriage, and what the man said had already sparked their anger. Hearing Wang Zheng's scolding made them feel very satisfied, and some cheered.

"You wait! You just wait!" The man with glasses was now the target of everyone’s ire; he trembled with rage as he pointed at Wang Zheng: "When we get to Beijing, I'll have people deal with you! No manners, no upbringing, a country bumpkin!"

"No need to wait for Beijing. I’ll settle it right now," said Wang Zheng with a grin that looked very happy.

Wang Zheng took off his sandals and waved them threateningly: "If you say another word, I'll slap your face into a pig’s snout."

The man was clearly the type who bullies those weaker than him. It seemed he really feared that Wang Zheng might actually hit him with his sandals; he moved his mouth but didn't dare to speak again.

"People who look down on others through tinted glasses deserve a lesson." Su Sujuan disdainfully pursed her lips, looking quite good while doing so: "Wang Zheng, are you going to the capital for school or tourism"

Wang Zheng shook his head: "Neither, I'm here in the capital to work."

The bespectacled man spoke up again without remorse: "Work You must be a construction worker then Still working Where are you laying bricks on some construction site Should I introduce you to a job as a security guard"

Wang Zheng looked at the bespectacled man with disdain, stood up and walked over to him. He moved his lips slightly, seemingly muttering something.

The bespectacled man asked in puzzlement: "What did you just say Speak louder; I didn't hear it clearly."

Wang Zheng appeared somewhat impatient: "I said you wet yourself, handsome!"

This shout from Wang Zheng attracted everyone's attention. They subconsciously turned their gazes towards the bespectacled man's crotch!

"You're lying!" The bespectacled man screamed but still instinctively looked down at his own crotch!

Upon looking, it was found that a large area of the bespectacled man’s yellow casual trousers was wet and water was dripping from his crotch!

Wang Zheng covered his nose with disdain and said: "How foul! Such an adult still wetting himself!"

Everyone covered their mouths and noses. The carriage was already closed off, not ventilated, and a strange odor came out from the bespectacled man's crotch and quickly spread. Passengers near the bespectacled man rapidly backed away with looks of disgust on their faces, as if afraid that the smell would stick to them!

"What an embarrassment! Can't even control his own urination!"

"Quickly go into another carriage so we don’t get affected by the smell!"

"Urinating on oneself in public on a train, what kind of manners and sense of civic duty does this person have!"

"He never had any such qualities to begin with!"

"We should take pictures quickly and post them online!" Many people already took out their phones and aimed at the bespectacled man's crotch.

“Oh my god! How could this happen!”

The bespectacled man clearly felt some part of him uncontrollably leaking water. He had tightly clenched his legs together, but he couldn't hold it back!

"This is so embarrassing!" The bespectacled man looked up and suddenly saw Wang Zheng’s look of disgust mixed with disdain and schadenfreude. He immediately felt like dying as he howled in pain, covering his crotch red-faced and rushing towards the restroom!

It was estimated that before this train reached Beijing, the bespectacled man would stay inside the bathroom; there was no way he could show himself to others.

The sight of the bespectacled man fleeing in humiliation brought bursts of laughter from the entire carriage.

Wang Zheng said with a smile: "What's wrong with city folks Don't pretend to be someone you're not, pretending will make you wet yourself!"

Su Sujuan witnessed this scene. Although her face was flushed, she laughed very happily and whispered to Wang Zheng: "You’re so amazing, how did you manage that just now

"What do you mean 'accomplish'" Wang Zheng said with an innocent expression, noticing that the young girl's blush made her look very cute and adorable. He was intentionally teasing her.

"It's just... It's just making him wet his pants." Su Wanwan blushed even more but still asked: "I can tell it’s your doing."

"I merely touched his Dianjing point by accident," Wang Zheng said nonchalantly.

"Dianjing point You know so much about human meridians. Do you understand Traditional Chinese Medicine" Su Wanwan looked pleasantly surprised: "I also study TCM at medical school, we could discuss it sometime!"

"Isn't everyone in TCM an old man" Wang Zheng touched his own face: "How can there be such a clean and young-looking TCM practitioner I'm a hidden martial arts expert among the common folk, not a TCM doctor."

“But,” Wang Zheng paused before continuing: “We could definitely discuss other issues when we have time.”

...

Indeed, the bespectacled man did not emerge from the restroom until it was almost time to disembark. He kept his head down, so no one could see his expression.

Wang Zheng and Su Wanwan walked out of the capital station side by side, chatting all the way, becoming quite familiar with each other in a short period. Wang Zheng's easy-going nature made him very good at creating a pleasant atmosphere, and he had kept Su Wanwan giggling throughout their journey.

"It was great talking to you. Could we exchange contact information" Su Wanwan pulled out her phone.

"No need, since we're both in the capital, chances are high we'll meet anyway," Wang Zheng casually turned around and left with his worn-out bag.

Su Wanwan's pretty face showed a hint of regret.

A tall man dressed in a suit saw Wang Zheng and hesitated before approaching him: "Mr. Wang Zheng, is that you"

Wang Zheng raised an eyebrow: "Do you know me"

"The boss gave me your photo and told me to pick you up when he heard you were arriving in the capital today."

The tall man kept looking at Wang Zheng's clothes with a doubtful expression. The boss had spent a lot of money on this high-end bodyguard for his daughter, who was known for her cleanliness. If she saw him like this, wouldn’t she throw another fit

Moreover, the young mistress hated it when the boss sent extra bodyguards; she felt like a caged canary. Now that he had arrived, there would be no end to the trouble she could cause for this new bodyguard!

The tall man couldn't help but break out in cold sweat thinking about his boss's daughter throwing another fit.

After comparing Wang Zheng’s appearance with the photo, the tall man confirmed that they looked exactly alike. He decided not to waste any more words on him as everything would be up to his boss's daughter, and given her personality, she wouldn't let this newcomer in anyway.

"Alright then, Mr. Wang Zheng, please come with me to meet the young mistress."

The tall man helped Wang Zheng open the door of a Mercedes S600 and Wang Zheng got into it without hesitation.

From afar, the bespectacled man glared at Wang Zheng as he left. He spat angrily on the ground and took out his phone: "Hello, Uncle Second, I ran into an unpleasant person today. Could you help me..."

Note: Knowing that this chapter might not be well-received at the beginning, please bear with it for two chapters; the excitement will start soon. In addition, a tribute to Liu Zhi.le in this booth are Wang Zheng's accomplices. Take them all back for a thorough interrogation!"He Yan's expression turned strange: "Are you going to handcuff me""Exactly! Handcuff everyone!" That pol...